can we fast forward to go down on me.

hi my name is dennis. i'm sixteen and have blue eyes. i like pizza, puppies, vans, v necks, sports, spongebob, music, boobs, panic! at the disco, all things chill, and a lot of other stuff i can't think of. me and girl named anissa made a verbal agreement to only kiss each other. she gives the best eskimo kisses. i get my paycheck washing dishes at johnny's. it's alright i guess. i'll make you laugh. i'm a pretty cool d000d. and thats it!

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nerddroid:

nerddroid:

justanotherjosh:

Seriously Google? Seriously?
Most people beginning their searches with the word “is” really want to know about Daniel Tosh’s sex life?
I swear, I about died laughing when these search suggestions popped up.

justanotherjosh:

Seriously Google? Seriously?

Most people beginning their searches with the word “is” really want to know about Daniel Tosh’s sex life?

I swear, I about died laughing when these search suggestions popped up.

martymcbased:

Regular Show.

martymcbased:

Regular Show.

illestm0fo:

The Fist Pump

illestm0fo:

The Fist Pump

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shiverregurgitaterepeat:

Bittersweet by Panic! At The Disco.

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pirategash:

pirategash:

(Source: berrybell59)

lloydlineforlife:

<3

lloydlineforlife:

<3